just reheated my homemade chicken tenders for lunch at work today. life is so good right now.
eating expired hummus at work, FTW
That’s probably what the hooligan criminal felt when he stole my purse Friday night, only to find $10, a metro card, a 3-year-old flip-phone (old skool, y’all!), Park Avenue Peach lipstick, and 2 credit cards (which were cancelled within one hour of getting them). Hope your $75 of Yum’s was worth it, bitch. I wish you all the best of early-onset adult diabetes and heart...
Joce’s dad is the bomb-dot-com.
getting you a nicer kitchen would be like building a jungle gym for a...– my uncle, in response to my aunt’s request for new kitchen things.
that is all.
LIFE DREAM REALIZED
guess HOO is living in Oldtown Alexandria… 3 blocks from the water and a 1/2 block from King Street… in a quaint apartment with an address in an ALLEY… with hardwood floors from the 1700s… and a clawfoot tub… and a clothing boutique as downstairs neighbors. LIFE. WIN.
Poorna: do you read?
me: no poorna i'm illeterate
me: ignore that i misspelled that
can we please stop with the pinterest already? i don’t care what you like.
Koalas & the Clap, Pt. II
Poorna's new status message: Poor Koalas: http://teddyhilton.com/2011-06-16-koalas-stds/?from=PH
Poorna: the clap!
me: the clapppp. damn that clap
Poorna: i wonder how they got it
Poorna: with humans?
me: did public school family education teach you nothing?
Poorna: i only learned how to use deodorant in sex ed
koalas have the clap??
breaded macaroni and cheese bites, grilled cheese...
6 reasons why i love my sister. #childhoodregressiondinner #excellentmoviechoices #somuchlove
should i bring ice cream, or do you have some? also, where do you even live?!– (i can’t decide what i love more: the assumption that there will obviously be ice cream involved tonight, or the fact that my own sister doesn’t know where i live)
this is for gracie, but i guess the rest of you can eavesdrop on our awesome music taste.
she likes purple.
just an FYI to the world, you should be really jealous of me for having the best sister. ever.
Freedom is not something that anybody can be given. Freedom is something people...– James Baldwin
sometimes i play an online window-shopping game where i see how much happiness would cost me on a particular day. after 20 minutes on anthropologie.com, the price of happiness hit an all-time high.
‘tis the season.
I get to go to the “For All the World to See” exhibition opening gala tonight! #nmaahcgroupie
I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading...– Adam Scott, on why he hates summer (via sinisterlava)
It is better to die for an idea that will live, than to live for an idea that...– Steve Biko
mean it truly sincere heart why do you do this to...
we need more water bottles at the Kids’ Souffle event…– georgetown student, over walkie-talkie to 30 other staff members, referring to the Kids’ SOIREE event this weekend…
Weird Work Assignment #482
Map out “Ward 7 Bus Tour” route for bus driver. When googlemaps can’t find your Anacostia locations, select alternatives such as “Family Planning Centers” for the alumni of a Jesuit University to go on their sight-seeing tour.
James: hola chia
Me: hello, dear friend that just equated me to a pet plant that grows foliage fur.