March 2012
29 posts
{the biggest} flake →
I finally updated life in labels!
1 tag
Sometimes
… I take extra salad dressing containers from whole foods. And use them to carry snacks. And maybe today I have containers filled with crunchy peanut butter, “organic” m&m’s, and yogurt covered raisins.
“It will not be sufficient for Morehouse College, for any college, for that...”
– Benjamin E. Mays, a former Morehouse College president;
The reason Shaka Rasheed cited for attending Morehouse despite being recruited by the Ivies… and just another reason I love my job and the amazing stories and individuals that it exposes me to.
Bacon cupcakes turned out to be the healthiest decision I’ve ever made - I have no desire to eat them, and the stench forced me to leave and run 3 miles before bed while my apartment aired out.
Watchit’s been almost a month…
also, go to the 54 minute mark for my favorite part of the entire ceremony.
why every american should be outraged. →
best week ever?
my fridge is full of fresh fruit.
SE is in town tonight!
tuesday dinner club is reassembling.
my dress today has a burro embroidered on it.
smithsonian benefits finally kicked in and kimmy and i get to go see Reefs 3D on thurdsay.
the truth is not a trend. →
Awkward
That moment where you catch a guy next to you in the gym checking out your legs… And look down to see he’s already realized what you just figured out: you haven’t shaved your legs in three weeks.
“We caught her trying to serve a boxed lunch to the First Lady of South Africa to...”
– {more amazing coworker tales. i have the. best. office.}
Me: Margaret printed an 18-page email of baby animals with inspiration phrases beneath them, and left it on my desk.
Tasha: That's because Margaret doesn't know how to forward emails.
Me: It's so nice out. I wish your office windows opened.
Tasha: Yeah, then I could hurl my body out them.
Me: ....... not the same reason.
Coworker 1: That's a nice going-away cake you got for Anita.
Coworker 2: Thanks! It's gourmet!
Coworker 1: Oh! Where did you get it?
Coworker 2: Giant.
Coworker 1: .... Giant?
Coworker 2: Yeah! It was in the glass case -- gourmet!
Coworker 1: ...............
Casually got on the wrong train today. #Friday
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– {sylvia}
